In the top of the third inning of Thursday's 4-3 Marlins victory over the Pirates, the Miami broadcast took some time to talk to Barry Bonds about his philosophy as a hitting coach. In fact, you could think of it as a hitting policy address, and every good policy address needs a second-in-command over the speaker's right shoulder. What we're saying is, Jose Fernandez is basically the Joe Biden to Bonds' Barack Obama. See?
However, we're pretty sure that the president never ends their conferences with a headlock:
Or maybe he does! We can only hope.